Here be a wee joke to cheer up some of my flisters.

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.  He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with
no experience. On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,
they start exploring each other’s bodies. Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband’s penis.
"Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That’s ma rope".
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What’s them?" she asks.
"Honey, them’s my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What’s the matter honey? Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots. I need more rope!"

I have so many comments to catch up on, sorry guys. I will get to it tomorrow if I am not going to the zoo.

Later.

Lord for creating such a beautiful man.

God bless Jared Padalecki, but seriously warn a girl will ya!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I touched him, he rubbed my arm and called me sweetheart, several times!!!! *brain esplodes*

I have my interview for assistant manager tomorrow and although I have been doing the job for the last 3 months, I still have no idea if I will get it. I wish the fuckers would just tell me either way because if they don't give it to me then I will most definitely be looking elsewhere for employment!
God I is bored and apparently wank has reared it's ugly head. Why can't we all just get along? heh heh I'm not even going to get into this one but I will say that anyone who says Jared is not a nice person is a total and utter fool. People are always going to have differing opinions on thing's, so why do some always feel the need to resort to insulting perfectly lovely people. A bit of growing up is needed in the spn fandom. I shall say no more.

There is football on tv and man, I want to watch something decent. Alas, I am stuck watching over-paid little boys run around a pitch after a ball. One plus is they have awesome thighs. Muscular and large! I like me a man with muscular thighs.

has really killed me dead. That man is just so gorgeous, in every way. I never was into very muscular men until Jared came along and changed my mind, cos let's face it ladies that is a body that has to be admired and , sorry Jared, drooled over.

I bet he is into Sandy and all the DORTY little fecker heh heh heh, I love it!!

I need to see those photos for that shoot NOW!!!!

Lord, why must you taunt me with this gorgeous man I can never have? *dramatic wail*  WHY???????

Thanks to agt_spooky for her wonderful video!

I really must have a cold shower now!

Why is it that adults are such messy fuckers? Yes, I did spend the day tidying my kids books and now they are all over the place again, just so you can put them wherever you feel like. Cheers dickhead!

Man, I hate working Sundays.

Just a little note on the latest round of wank. Woman get off your soap box now, shut the hell up and USE A FILTER!!!!!

See here for part one.





It was so hard for me not to post all 300 photos I took of Jared, he makes so many funny faces and that smile is just gorgeous.

If you are going to take please let me know, I love to share but if I start seeing these all over the place without credit, I will lock the entries and really I don't want to do that!

Folks, that there is the last of my Eyecon photo posts, hope you enjoyed them as much as I enjoyed the con. Thanks to all who have commented, to all the wonderful people I met in Orlando, fans and celebs and also a HUGE thank you to Kenny and Voni for making this weekend as great as it was.

Cheers all!

Oh my, on to the most lovely and gorgeous guy ever. Oh man, I adored and lusted after Jared before but now I am like off the boil heh heh. So bear with me and my fangirling over this wonderful man.
OK so Sunday was Jared day and I was bloody nervous. I had a breakout of zits and was close to crying over the terrible state that was my face. Either way, I put on my slap and went down to get some "breakfast" in the wee shoppy place. Who starts talking to us only the one and only Jim Beaver, it was like talking to anyone, just shootin the shit and he slagged Jared and I joked with him telling him I was stalking him. He is fantastic, anyhoo back to Jared.
Dizzy came out and introduced Jared and Jesus, I don't know why, but I was really freaking when he came on. I couldn't take a decent photo at first. I laugh over it now but I really was terrified heh heh. I won't go into his panel cos you all have seen the vids and read the reports. Isn't he awesome though?
After Jared's panel were his photo ops and dude I was shitting again LOL. The line moved really fast and before I knew it Jared Padalecki was standing in front of me. I totally forgot my brain and he was saying to me "sweetie you might want to put those over there", referring to my bags, I had forgotten I had them on my shoulder still ha ha. I kinda went "oh yeah" and he said "unless you want them in the photo", I laughed and said I don't think that would look too great, he grinned at me and put his arm around me and started to rub my arm. He obviously could tell I was terrified, I did make eye contact with him and smiled so that I am proud of :P. Next up was a photo with Jen and Jared and when Jen came into the room Jared said "hey babe" so I said before thinking, " oh yeah, she gets babe". To that he kinda laughed and started rubbing my arm again and said something along the lines of "Aww darlin, come here sweetheart" and pulled me into him. I was a pool of useless goo at that point LOL. Off I went still in a daze that Jared Padalecki kept rubbing my arm (yeah, I know it was to make me feel more at ease, but he touched me ha ha), and called me sweetie and whatever else. Didn't really get much time to recover cos next up was out Hunters shot with Jim and Jared. Again, the line moved really fast and again we were in front of Jared. Poor Jim looked really freaked out and only barely recognised myself and Jen, go to her lj for the reason, poor Jim. I smiled and waved at Jim and then looked at Jared and he said "Hey, sweetheart" I think I died a little then and there and he rubbed my arm again too. The dude is, as we know, quite tall so when I looked up at him it was kinda funny, but man he has the most gorgeous smile and his eyes WOWZER! Snap and the photos were finished.
Autographs were next, they put the autograph tables right in front of our rows and even though we were 3rd row we still had a lovely view of Jared and Jim at the tables. When the guys first came into the room Jared was looking around and I caught his eye at one point, I squeed inwardly heh heh. The lines were moving and we were up next. I get in front of Jared and don't really remember what Jen had said about the peanut but when I took out my gift for Jared he was all "oh, wow". It was a personalised bottle of Jameson Whiskey, it was a distillery reserve too so that only the bottles for personalisation have that particular blend of Jameson in them.




He seemed kinda like he didn't know what to say but might have been impressed all the same *shruggs*. Then Sandy was all "that's Jen and Edwina from Ireland, and they gave me these" meaning the Creme eggs we gave her, and Jared said "well I'm just glad I got a gift too" heh heh. I also finally gave him the wee card my niece had made for him last year and explained how I tried to give it to him in Chicago but never got the chance. I held eye contact with him the whole time and I bloody talked to Jared Padalecki so yay me! Ha ha!
With that we moved off and that was the end of my Jared experience. He gave me my silly little gooey moments and I thanks him for doing his damnedest to put me at ease and for just in general being a total sweetheart himself. He is a truly lovely guy and I am delighted to have gotten to see him again.
Sorry that was kind of long, I had no intention of making my "Jared report" that long but meh, he makes me gushy and sappy.



Mozilla the wanker keeps crashing on me so I will post part 2 of Jared tomorrow. Enjoy so far!

Steve's gig was great, I promised my Amy that I would get lots of photos and I did my best to do just that. I loved taking photos of his hands on the guitar. I have always been fascinated with guitar players and only took my eyes off to take photos. He was great like all the guests, hangin out all weekend and chatting away to fans. Jim Beaver also told us on Sunday morning that he enjoyed Steve's gig too, so he has a new fan in Jim.

Now for photos.


( Mr Steve Carlson ) And there you have Steve, hope you enjoyed these Mel and Amy ♥ ♥

Lastly, but definitely not least: Jared Padalecki

OMG Gabe was awesome, so funny and as Jen says a wee little thing with a sexy man voice LOL I was Ireland # 2 when we met him at the cocktail party and Jen #1, I don't know why she gets to be number cos I ain't no sidekick LOL. I don't have any cute little stories about Gabe really cos we didn't see that much of him but he was lovely and when I get a chance I will scan in the autograph so you can see his crap attempt at a sad, crying face ha ha

( Now for photos... )
And there you have Gabriel Tigerman.

Next up, tonight hopefully: Steve Carlson's concert.

So you all voted and Ok then I shall continue to post my Eyecon photos.

Sandy was amazing. Her panel was brilliant, she was a little nervous but I think she handled it all so well. We learned loads about her and dude she made me cry when she talked about the ring she wore. And if I didn't love Jared enough before, I came out of Sandy's panel thinking he was about the most awesome, gorgeous, sweet, perfect guy on the planet. When we went up to Sandy to get her autograph she looked at my name and said "oh Edwina", I don't know exactly what she meant by it but t sounded like a good "oh" heh heh. Myself and Jen told her we were from Ireland and she said that her and Jared wanted to go there. We told her about the little problem of rain and she seemed genuinely surprised by it. At this point I said we weren't really bigging Ireland up much but we told her that it really is a beautiful country and that her and Jared were welcome there any time. We also gave her a giant Galaxy bar and a 6 pack of Cadburys Creme eggs and she seemed really happy cos she said she was craving something sweet. Later when I went into get my photo with her I was really nervous and she said "Edwina right" and I was all "that's me", then it was snap and I said "aww you are taller than me" and she said "no I'm not, I'm wearing these" and she pointed to her heels. I told her I loved her shoes, cos they were gorgeous and then I said I wished I could walk in heels she said "so do I" and then I said thanks and left the room. I felt like such a dork cos she is so nice but I was a babbling idiot around her.
There is more too, when myself and Jen were getting our autographs from Jared on Sunday she came up behind him and said "that's Edwina and Jen from Ireland, and they gave me these" she was eating a Creme egg we gave her. Later after all was over I saw Sandy and called her and asked her did she like the eggs and she said they were gorgeous, I also asked her how many she had gotten through and she said 5, man, she is my hero because that is just amazing! She truly is perfect for Jared and I hope they are together forever.
Enough of my rabbiting on...
And there you have Sandy, isn't she gorgeous?!
If you want to use my pictures go right ahead, all I ask is that you say so and credit me, Cheers.

Next: Gabriel Tigerman

if you want me to keep posting photos from Eyecon. Y'all might be sick of them at this point so if you don't want to see them that's cool with me, takes ages to upload.
Photos to come would be Sandy, Gabe and Jared.

What say you?



Cheers all ;)

onto the photos.

( Part 2 )
And that was the Roadhouse Crew.

Next up: Sandy McCoy

I am going to keep these posts public for a few days and, as always, if you want to use just say so.

Previous posts:
Jim Beaver
Roadhouse Crew, Part 1

These 3 were awesome. Sam, as ever is a wonderful lady who I will miss terribly in the end of the season. Chad is bloody hilarious, he wasn't paying attention to the questions half the time but it made him all the funnier for it. Alona is such a beautiful girl, I was really taken aback by just how gorgeous she was. Also, a funny, smart, tough woman!



( Sam, Chad and Alona )
Part 2

Previous entry:Jim Beaver Photos

This man stole my heart at Eyecon. It was a true pleasure to meet such a wonderful, real gentleman.

( Jim Beaver )
There are more but these are just a few of my favourites.
If anyone would like the larger, untouched photos you can email me at abyskings@gmail.com

Next up: The Roadhouse Crew: Part 1

I won't do another update on Eyecon probably until the weekend, I am just so tired. I am sure you will all be so sick of it by then but it has to be done. Also, I will reply to all your comments guys, I promise.

Oh and fuck off and leave Jared and Jensen alone. Big wow, Jared is human, he has a temper. Put it in the record books, a man got protective of his girl! That surely has never happened before and will never happen again. *rolls eyes*
Jensen is not Jared's parent or keeper, he does not need to step in every time Jared has a human moment. He is his friend and obviously knew Jared was just using words not going to physically attack the guy.

Oh and if it really were as bad as all these people are making out, I am sure Jared would have been told to leave the plane.

Think folks, use your brains!


Later ♥ ♥ ♥

Pictures will come later but here is my round-up of the weekend

So jenniebellie   and I arrived into Orlando on Thursday and who was there to greet us only my two girls ames1010   and augustfading  , understandably myself and Jen were tired so we went up to our room, showered, put on a face and some clean clothes and went down to sit with Mel and Amy and catch up.
Friday myself and Jen went to Universal Studios and she went on a couple of rides I was too chicken to go on and we both went on the Jaws(shite), Jurrasic Park(twice, awesome) and the Spiderman 3-D rides. Then back to the hotel for the start of EYECON!


Then to bed we went.

To be continued...

I am back from the most amazing weekend ever! It was so brilliant. Kenny and Voni gave us the best con, it was fan-orientated, they looked after us and the only real hiccup was the printer breaking down meaning a lot of folks didn't get some of their photos. I didn't get my Roadhouse shot but all we have to do is email Froggy and he will sort it for us. The stars were wandering around, having a good time and just hanging with the fans. It was just unbelievable. I got to hang out with all my girls( ames1010, augustfading, _sin_attract, shannenb and of course jenniebellie) and I had just an awesome time with y'all.

My photos need a few touch ups but I got some pretty good ones.
( here are a few teasers )
I will be posting more but I think I will lock them up and put them on a filter so if you wanna see more just comment and let me know. 
Now I am off to watch a movie with my wee Tasha.
Later...

So I am off to fill in my form for the assistant managers job and then I am getting packed and I will most likely make a few lists before to make sure I have everything. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!